Daily Knucklehead Jokes :'D

4/29/2016

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
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4/30/2016

Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

A: To get a mini soda!
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5/1/2016

Q: Where do orcas hear music?

A: At the orca-stra!
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5/2/2016


Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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5/3/2016

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
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5/4/2016


Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

A: Take the words out of his mouth!
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5/5/2016

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?
A: A chili dog on a bun.
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