Jammer Daily: New Recruit!

We have a new recruit on the team! She is............................................................................................................................................................................................... umm.. lights please? Thank you! Ok, she is............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... DRUMROLL PLEASE. THANK YOU! >:(
OK. She is.... MAGICISPOWER!! She wont be working full time, sorry :T. Soon she is going to do her first report, though! EEK!

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3v3ry0ne is going to tell a scary story... 

About how the greatest hacker, Fman122, began...