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Jammer Daily: Hilarious Jokes!

Q:Why is the wolf animal jam's nicest animal?
A: It isn't. When it gets angry it bites!
Q: You are locked in a box being shipped to AJHQ. All that is in your box is a mirror and a wooden plank. How do you get out?
A: You look in the mirror, you see what you saw, you saw the plank in half, two halves make a (w)hole!
(q) why did the kid eat his homework
(a) his teacher said it was a piece of cake!!!

What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?

A koala holding his breath!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon?

It becomes a sour puss!

Why are elephants wrinkled?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why do elephants never forget?

Because nobody ever tells them anything!

What day do fish hate?

Fry-day.

What do call a bear with no ears?

B!

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

To the MOOO-vies!

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you’re a mouse!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?

Four days old!

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What kind of animal goes OOM?

A cow walking backwards!

What animal has more lives than the cat?

A frog, he croaks every night.

What is a crocodiles favorite game?

Snap

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?

He gets toad away.

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a pig?

A bird who hogs the conversation.

What did one flea say to the other flea?

Shall we walk or take the dog?

What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?

I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!

What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?

One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!

What is the strongest animal?

A snail. He carries his house on his back!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What did the clean dog say to the insect ?

Long time no flea!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

Laughing Dog - Animal JokesWhat do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?

POP!

Where do hamsters come from?

Hamsterdam.

What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

Why are igloos round?

So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

How do you get an elephant down from a tree?

Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!

What’s grey and squirts jam at you?

A mouse eating a doughnut!

Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?

They can’t keep their trunks up!

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three blind mice!

Joey: I lost my dog.

Lauren: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?

Joey: Don't be silly! He can't read

How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?

Very carefully!

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?

Anything you like! He can’t hear you!

What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?

Plenty of space!

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Jammer Daily: You Can Count On Me To Move Away From Jamaa Forever And Never EVER Come Back. Mark My Word.

ITS STORMING THANKS TO THAT NO GOOD ROTTEN MIRA THE TERRIBLE!! OMG SHE'S LIKE THE GIRL VERSION OF BILL CIPHER! HE'S BEHIND EVERY BAD THING THATS HAPPENING HERE!! OMG I BET THEY TEAMED UP AND PLANNED TO SPREAD THEIR TYRANT-NESS EVILNESS AROUND THE WORLD!! SO IM MOVING TO MARS! BUT IM PLANNING AHEAD! WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY ALSO TAKE OVER OUR GALAXY! THEN IM MOVING TO A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE! THE MULTIVERSE! THATS RIGHT!!! GOODBYE
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mira  bill

                     

Jammer Daily: IM BLIND!

HELP ME JAMMERS IM BLIND OMG NUUUUUU I CANT SEE BUT IM YRUPIMNG SUU JRL- KR hfgkdketuhrejkjlgrokwf, muv efdkfkrbns,aS;WLH 4UH9H UH HU HUW RHIJII

Hi! This is Serenity, here to say that Meowgo was only typing with her eyes shut and she was trolling you. Have a nice day!

Jammer Daily, IN ASDF!?

(a random noobie new jammer who wants to die)

(meowgo vs. the pointless button)

(liza police)

(meowgo)

(vannamelon's turtle)

(meow go, vannamelon, magicispower, serenity, lilacaj8)

(meow go and serenity)

THIS IS SORCERY!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jammer Daily: MEOWGO'S MUSIC IS MUSIC TO MY EARS

Calm your chakras with Meowgo's  fav music. OR you can rock out to her super all time fav.

and:

and last but not least:

YAY!

Jammer Daily: Meowgo Killed Herself!?

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Lol, sorry. I never died. I just like emojis. :smile:

Jammer Daily: Late Intro?!

A quick little intro by yours truly, Meowgo.

• If you don't watch it, side effects include:

1: You feeling like you're being watched.

2: You finding out that i'm watching you sleep.

3: You start noticing that your loved ones are being killed

4: You find out it was all a prank

5: Headaches

6: Eye-aches

7: Tooth-aches

8: Sideburns

9: (This happens mostly in girls.) You start to grow a beard waiting for this to load.

10: Butt-aches.

Thank you for watching this very educational video with me :) 

Jammer Daily: Durperina O.O

Jammer Daily: Glammor Warings :O

Jammer Daily: MY FACE IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!

Jammer Daily: RANDOMNESS

Jammer Daily: Pranks :O

Jammer Daily: This Was Left Intentionally Left Blank.

Jammer Daily: Free Gems + Diamonds!

Hey Jammers! We have a little competition >:D! First one to call get unlimited diamonds + gems, FREE!

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Jammer Daily: Extremely Random Coupons for the Gem Store!

Jammer Daily: Meowgo's Password..

This is what you have been wondering for SO long. I see you're salivating. Good. Now, time for the greatest, swaggiest, awesomest, coolest, bestest, amazingest, swagalicousest time of your life. Meowgo's password!! Wait just a little more, she's getting ready to make the best speech ever about this. I can read it for you, I memorized it all. Oh and, also, don't tell Meowgo, but her face makes the Amityville Horror look like a JOKE.

(Imitating the voice of Meowgo)
"Dear fellow Jammers.
As you may have heard, I am giving away my password so you can hack me :)!
But please do not suspend this account, for then I will suspend your life ;)!
Other side effects include:
You being stalked by Meowgo.
Meowgo finding out where you live.
Meowgo watching you sleep as she adds poison into your daily cup of milk.
Thank you for---"

OK SHE'S HERE!

"Ok, Jammers! Here is my password-

HA HA HA HA OMG YOU FEEL FOR IT YOU HACKER OMG LOL TROLOLOLOLOL! YOU JUST GOT TROLLED BY DA TROLL MASTER! BOOMSHAKALAKA!"

Well, this was a 5 minutes of my life I will never get back.

Jammer Daily: Meowgo's New Face!

Meowgo traded her red long for a blue tiki mask and traded her blue tiki mask for her light pink tiki mask! Now she looks TOTALLY different! Here is an artists drawing of her!:

She says it is very uncomfortable and she accidentally super-glued it to her face, so she won't be getting it off any time soon. So now she looks horrifying and you can't look at her anymore. SORRY!

Jammer Daily: EPIC CLEARANCE SALE!!

Hello Jammers! Come  to the diamond shop for the new armor set! It's Spiked Armor! Now a clearance sale! Half off everything!

Jammer Daily: MATH!!

Q- Whats 1 + 1?  - Meowgo!

A- 2! - Lunatix!

A#2- No, it's 2! - Meowgo!

A#3- I said 2! - Lunatix!

A#4- Um, no. You said 11.. - Meowgo!

Q#2- Fine. What's 2 + 2? - Lunatix!

A#5- 22.. DUH! - Meowgo!

Jammer Daily: Exclusive Pages!

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If you are reading this you are probably a quintillionaire unless you are borrowing this from a friend or family member!

Anyway...

This is private info for only people who are borrowing this or actually bought this, (hint,hint) If you stole this then you have to put it down right now or else we will call the police and sue you for 1.000.000.000.000.000.000 diamonds!

Jammer Daily: ?

Question...

What is 0÷0?
Answer: 0!!!
From: Serenity (I just wanted to do that!)

Jammer Daily: New Accessory Store!

Hey Jammers! There is a new accessory store here in Jamaa! It is called "Shine and Bedazzle." It is where you get all your accessory

needs, likes necklaces, bracelets, and hats! So come on down!