Jammer Daily: MORE FUNNY ADS!!

Jammer Daily: The Stinky Boot!

Watch out, Jammers! Something that smells horrid, terrifying, and disgusting is coming your way! Or you may just buy it. Thats right, Jammers! The stinky boot animal is finally here! Just 1 gem! (No wonder...)

Jammer Daily: Whaaaaaat?!?

Whaaaa? Or should i say, "MOOO!" COWS ARE INVADING JAMAA!!! The cow Alpha, Zephra, is talking to all the other super swag Alphas RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! Let's listen in.
Zephra: "We cows will rule Jamaa!"
Greely: "Not under my watch"
Sir Gilbert: "As leader of the Alphas, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
Liza: "YA!"
Peck: "YAY!"
Cosmo: "Look! A snow leopard trespasser!"
Graham: "GET HER!!"
I must run now everyone. BYE!!

Jammer Daily: Colossus Boulevard

CB (Colossus Boulevard) is the best rde EVER at the Summer Carnival! Come ride it while it lasts! IT WILL BE GONE VERY VERY SOON (50000000000000000000000000000 minutes to be exact)

Jammer Daily: New School for Foxes!!

A fox only school? Unbelievable! Now foxes can finally learn stuff! They will learn to eat, dig, sleep, fight, read, write, dance, sing, walk, talk, and use their bussiness in the toilet! Foxes have terrible grammar!! So go to the fox only school at Lunatix's den today!!!

Jammer Daily: I Died Today

We would like to report that we interviewed a mad animal who said he drowned and died on the ride at the Summer Carnival. We told him that he was still alive and showed him the security videos for that ride and said that we didn't see him ONCE on the new ride. Then he said, "well, my other animal form died." Then we explained to him that animals cannot die on Animal Jam. Then he walked out of the room crying.

"Every Mac-N-Cheese has its home :)"