Jammer Daily: Odd and Funny Animal Name..

I was in Jamaa Township when I found someone's pig was named Count The Toes...

Jammer Daily: Smore-Tastic!

THE NEW ANIMAL JAM CEREAL FOR ANIMALS IS OUT! IT'S...... SMORE-TASTIC! YUP! IT FINALLY CAME OUT! OMG!! SO GO ON DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD MART TODAY! Wait... how can you trust humans to give you food?

Jammer Daily: This Conversation Never Happened.

Welcome back, Jammers.

We would like to report that we have heard some complaints.

About Mira.


Yes, that's right. Mira the evil tyrant has been capturing the innocent.

So now to tell the whole story...

Mira- IF YOU TELL ANYONE WHAT I DID, I WILL GUT YOU ALIVE AND EAT THE SANDWICH FROM YOUR STOMACH YOU HAD THE OTHER DAY!

YES MA'AM!

OK Jammers! Lets get to the weather! It's gonna be BE-A-UTIFUL for the whole WEEK! So stay outside, FOREVER!

Jammer Daily: RIVALS

Grrrrrr... Oh, i mean , welcome back, Jammers... We have important news. The JD has...... RIVALS :O!! (whisper whisper) oh um.. (whisper) oh ya... our rivals are.. THE AJPN! (whisper WHISPER WHISPER!!) oh ok. You may be wondering what AJPN stands for. Well, it stands for AJ Paw News. Your local host? FrozenRain.

Jammer Daily: VOLCANO!!!

oh no, Jammers! I was wrong when i said Mira would delete us! SHE ERUPTED A FLIPPING VOLCANO!! She is showing her anger NOW! Please help the JD stop Mira from destroying all of Animal Jam! She isn't great, she is INSANE!! Though Insane Mira. She lost her sanity. I need to go everyone. Goodbye forever.

Jammer Daily: This is Mah Jam!

That's right, Jammers!The new AJ music is out! It's called "This is Mah Jam!" When you play it, you automatically dance!  You can dance sitting down, on the toilet, scamming, sleeping, playing, talking, hopping, and you dance WHILE dancing! This song is just 999.999.999.999.999.999 diamonds, so come get it while it lasts!

Jammer Daily: CLAY DAY

Watch out! Huge clay figurines animated by black magic are stuffing animals into blobs of clay! We must stop these monstrosities! Jammers are saying that the clay figurines are going  to take over Animal Jam! The Alphas are stuffed into those weird, blobby, things, oh whatever they're called! Uh oh! One is coming near us! HHHELLLllllpppp...

Jammer Daily: Banned

Oh no. (whisper whisper) OH. (whisper whisper) OH OH, OH NO! EVERYONE THAT PLAYS AJ IS... uh.... (whisper whisper) BANNED! This is TERRIBLE! Thy Great Mira CLEARLY hates all those people I described! First the thunder storm with snow, NOW THIS?! Whats next, is she DELETING us all!? "Great idea!" Oh no!! Mira heard me! RRUUNN!!!!!

Jammer Daily: The Stinky Boot!

Watch out, Jammers! Something that smells horrid, terrifying, and disgusting is coming your way! Or you may just buy it. Thats right, Jammers! The stinky boot animal is finally here! Just 1 gem! (No wonder...)

Jammer Daily: Another AJ Ad..

Tired of owls piling up on your driveway? Then you'll need the OWL-TROWEL!

See, it works!
To order call : 111-111-1121 (Or just go to the clothing store)

Jammer Daily: Whaaaaaat?!?

Whaaaa? Or should i say, "MOOO!" COWS ARE INVADING JAMAA!!! The cow Alpha, Zephra, is talking to all the other super swag Alphas RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! Let's listen in.
Zephra: "We cows will rule Jamaa!"
Greely: "Not under my watch"
Sir Gilbert: "As leader of the Alphas, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
Liza: "YA!"
Peck: "YAY!"
Cosmo: "Look! A snow leopard trespasser!"
Graham: "GET HER!!"
I must run now everyone. BYE!!

Jammer Daily: Colossus Boulevard

CB (Colossus Boulevard) is the best rde EVER at the Summer Carnival! Come ride it while it lasts! IT WILL BE GONE VERY VERY SOON (50000000000000000000000000000 minutes to be exact)

Jammer Daily: New School for Foxes!!

A fox only school? Unbelievable! Now foxes can finally learn stuff! They will learn to eat, dig, sleep, fight, read, write, dance, sing, walk, talk, and use their bussiness in the toilet! Foxes have terrible grammar!! So go to the fox only school at Lunatix's den today!!!

Jammer Daily: I Died Today

We would like to report that we interviewed a mad animal who said he drowned and died on the ride at the Summer Carnival. We told him that he was still alive and showed him the security videos for that ride and said that we didn't see him ONCE on the new ride. Then he said, "well, my other animal form died." Then we explained to him that animals cannot die on Animal Jam. Then he walked out of the room crying.

"Every Mac-N-Cheese has its home :)"

Jammer Daily: Toilet for Animals?!

Shocking news! There is now a portable toilet for animals!! The toilet comes in different animal sizes!

• Foxes, Arctic wolves, wolves, arctic foxes: L
• Lions, Lynxes, cheetahs, snow leopards: M
• Rhinos, Elephants, Horses, ETC: XXL, XL, XS, S, XM

Go to your local store to buy these today!! :D

Jammer Daily: New Ride at the Summer Carnival!!

This may sound crazy, but the Water-Tron 5000 has finally come out! Jammers hold for life on a string at the tip of the tallest tree ever in all of flipping reality!!! (My, that's high!) Then the Jammers swing off the branch and land into the water :O!! It is a wild, wet, crazy, epic, swag ride for all Jammers, big and small! They all got soaked :T. So come on down to the Summer Carnival to ride the Water-Tron 5000, today!

Jammer Daily: Bullies!

People, (well animals), have now become more aggressive and are typing mean things to people they think are stupid and weird. They are typing things like "your stupid!" and "I hate your clothes!" So now we personally ask you to stop this bullying now!