Jammer Daily: Croc-O-Mania!!!

Welcome to Croc-O-Mania, folks! It's the crocodile version of Wrestle-Mania! Crocs wrestle eachother and risk their lives JUST to entertain you. THAT'S why you have to pay SO much to get in. So come on down to CROC-O-MANIA today!!!!!

Jammer Daily: Whaaaaaat?!?

Whaaaa? Or should i say, "MOOO!" COWS ARE INVADING JAMAA!!! The cow Alpha, Zephra, is talking to all the other super swag Alphas RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! Let's listen in.
Zephra: "We cows will rule Jamaa!"
Greely: "Not under my watch"
Sir Gilbert: "As leader of the Alphas, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
Liza: "YA!"
Peck: "YAY!"
Cosmo: "Look! A snow leopard trespasser!"
Graham: "GET HER!!"
I must run now everyone. BYE!!