Jammer Daily: NEW GAME MEOWGO MADE IS TAKING OVER AJ!!

OH NO. I'VE BEEN FRAMED.
................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. BY MIRA.

THE TITLE IS ALL WRONG!! I DID NOT INVENT A GAME THAT TOOK OVER AJ MIRA WROTE THAT >:O

THIS IS THE COVER OF THE GAME AJHQ SENT ME IN THE JAM A GRAMS! >:O

SHE CALLS THAT AWESOME?! THAT'S DOWNRIGHT DEMONIC! AND THAT'S NOT ME!! WHY IS SHE SAYING THAT'S ME!! OML!!

Jammer Daily: Join AJ Today!

Join AJ for free, today!!

Jammer Daily: WE'RE DOOMED!!!

Well Jammers, we're dead. Fman122 and the Lost Jammer have teamed up and plan to scam, hack, and probably are going to take over AJHQ. So if you want your PC to be safe, quit AJ. Nice knowing you.

LAST CALL

We are now selling headdresses, founders, and other cool stuff for 10,000,000 gems. Get them while you still can! Now buy them before they hack you.

Jammer Daily: WANTED!

Jammer Daily: Smore-Tastic!

THE NEW ANIMAL JAM CEREAL FOR ANIMALS IS OUT! IT'S...... SMORE-TASTIC! YUP! IT FINALLY CAME OUT! OMG!! SO GO ON DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL FOOD MART TODAY! Wait... how can you trust humans to give you food?

Jammer Daily: This Conversation Never Happened.

Welcome back, Jammers.

We would like to report that we have heard some complaints.

About Mira.


Yes, that's right. Mira the evil tyrant has been capturing the innocent.

So now to tell the whole story...

Mira- IF YOU TELL ANYONE WHAT I DID, I WILL GUT YOU ALIVE AND EAT THE SANDWICH FROM YOUR STOMACH YOU HAD THE OTHER DAY!

YES MA'AM!

OK Jammers! Lets get to the weather! It's gonna be BE-A-UTIFUL for the whole WEEK! So stay outside, FOREVER!

Jammer Daily: Scackers!

We would like to report that we have found some scackers scacking people on Animal Jam. They roam the streets of Jamaa, looking for their next victim :O. Scackers are a scammer-hacker mix, along with thief. So watch out for scammers, Jammers!

Jammer Daily: RIVALS

Grrrrrr... Oh, i mean , welcome back, Jammers... We have important news. The JD has...... RIVALS :O!! (whisper whisper) oh um.. (whisper) oh ya... our rivals are.. THE AJPN! (whisper WHISPER WHISPER!!) oh ok. You may be wondering what AJPN stands for. Well, it stands for AJ Paw News. Your local host? FrozenRain.

Jammer Daily: The NewWatch

The NewWatch is the best way to tell time, call other people, search things, and on-the-go, you can read or watch the Jammer Daily! (This is definently NOT a real item or an AJ item. You must be 1 or older to order. To order call 509-545-5409. Thats 509-545-5409)

Jammer Daily: VOLCANO!!!

oh no, Jammers! I was wrong when i said Mira would delete us! SHE ERUPTED A FLIPPING VOLCANO!! She is showing her anger NOW! Please help the JD stop Mira from destroying all of Animal Jam! She isn't great, she is INSANE!! Though Insane Mira. She lost her sanity. I need to go everyone. Goodbye forever.

Jammer Daily: This is Mah Jam!

That's right, Jammers!The new AJ music is out! It's called "This is Mah Jam!" When you play it, you automatically dance!  You can dance sitting down, on the toilet, scamming, sleeping, playing, talking, hopping, and you dance WHILE dancing! This song is just 999.999.999.999.999.999 diamonds, so come get it while it lasts!

Jammer Daily: CLAY DAY

Watch out! Huge clay figurines animated by black magic are stuffing animals into blobs of clay! We must stop these monstrosities! Jammers are saying that the clay figurines are going  to take over Animal Jam! The Alphas are stuffed into those weird, blobby, things, oh whatever they're called! Uh oh! One is coming near us! HHHELLLllllpppp...

Jammer Daily: Banned

Oh no. (whisper whisper) OH. (whisper whisper) OH OH, OH NO! EVERYONE THAT PLAYS AJ IS... uh.... (whisper whisper) BANNED! This is TERRIBLE! Thy Great Mira CLEARLY hates all those people I described! First the thunder storm with snow, NOW THIS?! Whats next, is she DELETING us all!? "Great idea!" Oh no!! Mira heard me! RRUUNN!!!!!

Jammer Daily: The Stinky Boot!

Watch out, Jammers! Something that smells horrid, terrifying, and disgusting is coming your way! Or you may just buy it. Thats right, Jammers! The stinky boot animal is finally here! Just 1 gem! (No wonder...)

Jammer Daily: Another AJ Ad..

Tired of owls piling up on your driveway? Then you'll need the OWL-TROWEL!

See, it works!
To order call : 111-111-1121 (Or just go to the clothing store)

Jammer Daily: Whaaaaaat?!?

Whaaaa? Or should i say, "MOOO!" COWS ARE INVADING JAMAA!!! The cow Alpha, Zephra, is talking to all the other super swag Alphas RIGHT THIS MOMENT!! Let's listen in.
Zephra: "We cows will rule Jamaa!"
Greely: "Not under my watch"
Sir Gilbert: "As leader of the Alphas, YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!"
Liza: "YA!"
Peck: "YAY!"
Cosmo: "Look! A snow leopard trespasser!"
Graham: "GET HER!!"
I must run now everyone. BYE!!